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Motherlover

Motherlover Lyrics The Lonely Island feat. Justin Timberlake

Andy Samberg: Oh dang
Justin Timberlake: What is it, dawg?
AS: I forgot it’s Mother’s Day
JT: Didn't get a gift for her
AS: Other plans got in the way
She’ll be so disappointed
JT: Damn I forgot it, too
AS: This could have been avoided
Both: What the hell are we gonna do?
JT: My mom’s been so alone
Ever since my daddy left
AS: COLD
JT: No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test
AS: I know just what you mean
My mom’s been so sad and gray
JT: Word
AS: My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
Both: Hold up
AS: You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
JT: I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too
Both: Slow up
AS: What time is it, dawg?
JT: It’s time for a switcharoo
Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break ‘em off
Show ‘em how much they really mean

[Hook]
‘Cause I’m a Motherlover
You’re a Motherlover
We should fuck each others mothers
JT: Fuck each others moms
I’m pushing that way where you came out as a baby
Ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
Fucking each others moms
Both:
‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

AS: I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom
Clutchin’ on this lube and roses
JT: I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses
AS: They will be so surprised
JT: We are so cool and thoughtful
AS: Can’t wait to pork your mom
JT: I'mma be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Both: Sho' Nuff
JT: My momma loves bubble bath with Chamomile
Both: Straight up
AS: Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggy style, yeahh
Both: This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother’s Day
They'll have to rename this one
All up under the covers day

[Hook]

AS: Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father
AS: And while you’re in my mother
Make me another brother
JT: Damn
And while I’m in your mother
I’ll never use a rubber
JT: OH

‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I'mma sex her right
This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover

Happy Mother’s Day!!!

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